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Meet Captain “Gonzo” Johnson, The Prophet of The Great Magnet. Lovechild of renowned Doctor of Journalism, Roaul Duke and DNA from Joan of Arc’s relic ovaries. Marching from the Nevada Desert with The Sixth Reich Army of Circus Circus behind him, Desert wind in what’s left of his hair and a bruised, eye-patched Ape brandishing a Bowie Knife by his side. He's here to trade in reviews and fling Grade A Bull-hockey. THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED……… but a Small Insurgence may be posted on the net.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Doomsday Clock Stands At Five To Twelve

Historians amongst us (BTW Chuck P. and I are on to you guys) may remember 1977's Keene Act, outlawing Masked Vigilantes (some of us would call them Heroes) in America. Those of us enamored of these brave costumed men and women will be saddened to hear of the recent death of Edward Blake aka The Comedian (once part of the Minutemen and later the Crimebusters). Godspeed, Laughing Warrior. Police have yet to give an official statement but fowl play is suspected.

Also of the Crimebusters was the Inkblot masked crusader, Rorschach who has as yet refused to abide by the Keene Act and still acts as vengeful force on the streets. This long silent specter now has reason to believe the masks - as he calls them - are being murdered systematically and is looking for the public's help here at www.rorschachsjournal.com

I have already suggested by email that this may be a plot by America's right-wing government. This was only replied by one quasi-word "Hurm". It is well document Rorschach and I hadn't the best of interactions during the early 70's, one time during a interview set up with the Crimebusters, He pushed me to the ground, called me a "Damn Hippie!" and walked off. There were other instances which I'll decline to mention. I make no lies here; I'm afraid of the man, fearful of his symmetry and don't want my typing fingers broken.



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